WARNING: Do not read on a Monday morning.
Welcome to our blog ‘Travels With Charlie’. Prepare to be irritated
by two smug thirty-somethings and our freckle-faced child as we show the
finger to The Man and take some time out from our hectic London lives
to re-boot, spend more time as a family and be citizens of the world.
Blurgh…
Seriously, we know this whole year-out thing is a stupid and annoying thing to do, but just remember that behind every sun-kissed photo will be the stark reality of bubonic plague-inspired mosquito bites, record breaking arachnids and simmering marital resentment.
We’ve run away from our jobs, installed some incredibly unsuspecting Dutch people in our house and we are now attempting to pass the next nine months or so without getting a divorce, ‘accidentally’ losing our child or contracting a life threatening disease, all while shovelling as much tasty grub down our throats as possible.
Come and visit if you find yourselves in rural France, Italy or Laos anytime soon. Here goes…
Blurgh…
Seriously, we know this whole year-out thing is a stupid and annoying thing to do, but just remember that behind every sun-kissed photo will be the stark reality of bubonic plague-inspired mosquito bites, record breaking arachnids and simmering marital resentment.
We’ve run away from our jobs, installed some incredibly unsuspecting Dutch people in our house and we are now attempting to pass the next nine months or so without getting a divorce, ‘accidentally’ losing our child or contracting a life threatening disease, all while shovelling as much tasty grub down our throats as possible.
Come and visit if you find yourselves in rural France, Italy or Laos anytime soon. Here goes…
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